This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
my-name-is-hilarious: theyahoostaff: yourfriendthecrow: I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS We are not fucking HILARIOUS HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what
thefandommenace: I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things And you just know that if there is a single molecule of pineapple in there, the entire fucking thing is going to taste like pineapples.
Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that...– - JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via circusbones) This hits home for me. (via heirofmedusa)
bean-alchemist: swexan: libraryshalalala: 50shadesofbellamy: I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius...
grantaire-dont-care: dancing queen young and sweet only sewenteen
heirofmedusa: allwecanbe: Friends who trivialize your mental illness are not friends Friends who don’t attempt to understand your mental illness are not friends Friends who shame you for your mental illness are not friends So relevant to my life right now.
transgalacticwanderer: tasteherforbiddenfruits: shoutout to all my queer friends who are getting shit for their identities and relationships I love all of you and fuck everyone who “disapproves” Sure, “blood is thicker than water” but that doesn’t mean ANYTHING because like why are we talking about water If your “family” is treating you like shit, I’m here, so many others are here, if...
beepony: artekka: fapoleon-bonerparte: I was doing research on Napoleon when I found it again My favorite picture of him “Try to beat me THIS time, Russia!!!” I just laughed out loud at this for 5 minutes
George R.R. Martin on writing women:
Interviewer: There's one thing that's interesting about your books. I noticed that you write women really well and really different. Where does that come from?
George R.R. Martin: You know, I've always considered women to be people.
playbunny: growing attached to people but not wanting to be that clingy friend
chrssy: riding your man like